“You’re gonna carry on the Fashion Club Mission. You’re gonna stop the vertically challenged from wearing really fat stripes, point out icky fibers to icky fibers wearers, and fight frosted shadows wherever you go, unless it’s at a costume party. You’ll hold yourselves up to the highest standards possible. No ankle boot too pointy, no chartreuse too chartreusey, and no mock turtleneck too mocky. And finally, you will NEVER EVER date anyone less attractive than you are, although equally attractive is okay.”

“OH MY GOD they’ve been - they’ve been ZOOMING!!!! You better not zoom that thing stop zooming I mean it! If you can see any of my pores on camera I’ll kill you! STOP THE TAPE I DO NOT HAVE PORES MY PORES ARE TINY YOU’RE FIRED!!!”